The Kiss Quotient – Review

36199084I actually picked this book up at the library months ago, when the hype first started and put it back down after thinking, “Do I really want to read a book with the word ‘quotient’ in it?” Dirty math words immediately turn me off, even to things I love dearly, like sweet Romance novels. Thanks to my good friend Megan at @themoodymama.reads, I decided it was time to give this book a try, though I knew nothing about it except for the title and that Megan loved it.

Going into this book without reading the blurb threw me for a loop. I did not see the storyline coming and was quite shocked as things got off to a steamy start. Truly, math was the least dirty thing about this book. I normally hate books with copious coitus as it often adds little to nothing to the storyline. However, The Kiss Quotient is in another ballpark completely – I couldn’t stop reading because I couldn’t help but adore the characters Helen Hoang created!


Stella Lane thinks math is the only thing that unites the universe. She comes up with algorithms to predict customer purchases–a job that has given her more money than she knows what to do with, and way less experience in the dating department than the average thirty-year-old.

It doesn’t help that Stella has Asperger’s and French kissing reminds her of a shark getting its teeth cleaned by pilot fish. Her conclusion: she needs lots of practice–with a professional. Which is why she hires escort Michael Phan. The Vietnamese and Swedish stunner can’t afford to turn down Stella’s offer, and agrees to help her check off all the boxes on her lesson plan–from foreplay to more-than-missionary position…

Before long, Stella not only learns to appreciate his kisses, but to crave all the other things he’s making her feel. Soon, their no-nonsense partnership starts making a strange kind of sense. And the pattern that emerges will convince Stella that love is the best kind of logic…

I absolutely adored Stella and enjoyed viewing the world through the perspective of a grown woman with Asperger’s (now considered a spectrum of Autism). I’ve experienced variants of Autism through secondary characters in numerous YA novels, but never in this personal fashion through adult eyes. In many ways, I found Stella refreshing. She wasn’t the perfect heroine and yet she was perfect for me as a reader. I noticed many similarities between myself and Stella, such as the sensitivity to social situations and easily being overwhelmed by sounds or smells. Despite the difficulties she faced, she was an incredibly strong and empowered character – constantly stepping outside of her comfort zone and refusing to let her disorder cripple her. I admired her for these attributes!

I really enjoyed Michael in this story as well. For the majority of the book, I was wondering if I would end up hating him at the conclusion of the story for a secret he keeps under lock and key throughout the novel. Even so, I couldn’t help but admire how sweet he was with Stella.

This was similar to the type of love story that drew me to reading in the first place many years ago and it was nice to experience that feeling again with The Kiss Quotient. I will say, as per my usual reading style, I did find myself skimming the sexual situations at the end of the book, eager to get to the parts that drove the story forward. Nonetheless, this was an enjoyable read with incredibly likable characters.

Purchase on Amazon.


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21 Comments Add yours

  1. Glad you gave this another shot, Ashley! I’m hoping to read it soon.

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    1. I hope you enjoy it too!! 🙂 Thanks for reading my review, Jonetta!


  2. I read this book too, Ashley and enjoyed it thoroughly. I loved Michael and Stella, and I loved the ……. er, steamy parts as well. 😛

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    1. I’m so glad you enjoyed this too! I will say, it did have the most engaging steamy parts of almost any story I’ve ever read. haha! 😀

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  3. Great review. I keep hearing about this book and meant to pick it up. I love that it shows a protagonist on the spectrum, I always connect with them. It’s not a romance but if you haven’t read The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nigh-time by Mark Haddon I highly recommend it. It’s such a touching story.

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    1. Thank you so much!! I will definitely check out those two! I love anything that will touch my heart. Thanks for the recommendations!

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  4. Shalini says:

    Loved your review. Enjoyed reading. This book is in my TBR..

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    1. Thank you so much, Shalini!! I hope you enjoy reading this book too!

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  5. AJ says:

    Glad you enjoyed it! The steaminess came as a surprise to me as well, but it also didn’t bug me in this book:)

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    1. It was the best steamy book I’ve ever read because the characters were so realistic a likeable. I think it was a great balance.

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      1. AJ says:

        Yes you’ve hit it on the head with that!

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  6. luapalmera says:

    Ohh, I just picked up this book and I can’t wait. I’m pleasantly surprised to get female representation on the autism spectrum thinking I can only name 2 other characters in media.

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    1. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. It was a nice change of pace and quite addicting!


  7. Beware Of The Reader says:

    Oooh I am so happy that you loved it!!!

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  8. bookishluna says:

    Wonderful review! I have been hearing more and more about this book, and all overall positive.


  9. Bookapotamus says:

    Great review! I skimmed a LOT too over those parts… definitely didn’t add to the story for me and felt they were a bit over done and unnecessary!

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    1. By the end, it became pretty vulgar, I think.

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